Zeke
Feb 13, 2018

Long winter

54 comments

Anyone else had enough of this snow crap yet? 3 weeks ago I could see the grass now I've got a foot and a half of snow on it!

 

If the pumpkin on your front step has more teeth than your wife.......you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 13, 2018

if your wife ever said, honey come and move this transmission so I can take a bath.....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 14, 2018

If you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 15, 2018

If someone in your family died right after saying "Hey guys, watch this".....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 16, 2018

If you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table, in front of her kids.....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 17, 2018

If you think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are "Gentleman start your engines" you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 18, 2018

If you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos....you might be a redneck.

Phil & Jane Hunt - GVGO
Feb 18, 2018

LOL Zeke. The winter must be getting to you. The snow will be gone soon. I hope.

 

If you need a heavy duty pick-up truck to carry your pumpkin to a weigh off 4 hrs away......you might be a redneck.

 

Zeke
Feb 18, 2018

Yep, always does this time of year. 52° tomorrow and 62° on Tuesday with rain both days. Should take care of the snow here. And.....

 

If the Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 19, 2018

if wonder how the service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 20, 2018

If you think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 21, 2018

If somebody hollers hoe down and your girlfriend hits the floor......you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 21, 2018

If you go to your family reunion to meet girls....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 22, 2018

If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 22, 2018

If your mother ever came out of the bathroom and said hey ya'll come and have a look at this before I flush....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 23, 2018

If you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 23, 2018

if the most common phrase in your house is "somebody go jiggle the handle".....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 24, 2018

If you've ever used your ironing board for a buffet table......you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 24, 2018

If you've ever hauled a bucket of paint up a water tower to defend your sisters honor.....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 25, 2018

If you've ever used a toilet brush for a back scratcher....you might be a redneck.

Zeke
Feb 25, 2018

If the neighbors think your a detective because the cops always bring you home.......you might be a redneck.

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