A few things I've learned over the years

And never slap a man that's chewing tobacco

And if you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day

And, good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

And there are 3 kinds of men.

The one's who learn by reading

The one's who learn by observation

And the rest of them have to pee on an electric fence to find out for themselves.

If you find yourself leading the way, look back once in a while to see if everybody' still following.

And letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back

And never miss a good chance to shut up.