A few things I've learned over the years

And never miss a good chance to shut up.

And letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back

If you find yourself leading the way, look back once in a while to see if everybody' still following.

And there are 3 kinds of men.

The one's who learn by reading

The one's who learn by observation

And the rest of them have to pee on an electric fence to find out for themselves.

And, good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day

And if you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.

And never slap a man that's chewing tobacco