Anyone else had enough of this snow crap yet? 3 weeks ago I could see the grass now I've got a foot and a half of snow on it!If the pumpkin on your front step has more teeth than your wife.......you might be a redneck.
Hey Simon, send me an email and I'll send you some more if you want. mdemars@kent.net
Zeke
Pretty easy. as long as I have my family album I'll never run out.
Hi Mr. Demars,
Thanks for the entertaining spring, it helped to keep my mind busy so I didn't start too early and gave my Mom a laugh. When are you opening at Casino Rama?
Thanks for the laughs
Simon Southwell
PB 933 lbs. Pumpkin
PB 3.74 lbs. Tomato
PB 73 lbs. Long Gourd
If you've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys...you might be a redneck
If you've ever bathed with flea & tick soap......you might be a redneck.
If you've ever been in a custody battle over a hunting dog....you might be a redneck.
If the dogcatcher calls for backup when he comes to your house.....you might be a redneck.
If you consider 5th grade your senior year.....you might be a redneck.
If you think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.....you might be a redneck.
If your blood alcohol level is higher than your I.Q.....you might be a redneck.
If you consider you license plate personalized because your Daddy made it in prison....you might be a redneck.
If you are considered an expert on worm beds....you might be a redneck.
If you think nitrates are cheaper than day rates.....you might be a redneck.
This is my last post on this thread. Was going to keep it going til spring but I'm starting to get busy.
There should be enough examples here to let you know if your a redneck or not.
Two things to remember:
1. If any one of these examples pertains to you....you ARE a redneck.
2. If it ain't broke, it ain't ours!
If the home shopping operator recognizes your voice.....you might be a redneck.
If your mother has ammo on her Christmas list......you might be a redneck.
If you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as "the day my ship came in"......you might be a redneck.
If your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.....you might be a redneck.
If you've ever lost a tooth opening a beer.....you might be a redneck.
If you think a turtle neck is the key ingredient for soup.....you might be a redneck.
If you've ever had to wait to use the toilet because your dog was drinking out of it .....you might be a redneck.
If you've ever had Thanksgiving dinner ruined because you ran out of ketchup...............you might be a redneck.
if you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.....you might be a redneck.
If you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.....you might be a redneck.
If your junior prom offered daycare.....you might be a redneck.
If you've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws .......you might be a redneck.
If you think Don Perignon is a mafia leader....you might be a redneck.
If people constantly come to your door thinking your having a yard sale.....you might be a redneck.
If you have ever worn a dress that's strapless and a bra that's not.....you might be a redneck.
If you ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate....you might be a redneck.